If you squint real hard

and use your imagination, you will see that my username has been changed to JeyBarnes, without my having spent money. Let's all use our imaginations.

Edit: Look at the imaginations on all of you! No wait, thanks to the generosity of SpookyKook, I am no longer a dumpysomething (did you know that when you google "Dumpysaurus," it tries to redirect you to an urban dictionary entry about giant poop?)

Thank you so much, !